like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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