why didn't you poke me back
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I want to be your penis for a week.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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