ugly people sure do ruin things
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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