wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is her dick bigger than yours?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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