she was so not down for the gang bang
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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