Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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