dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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