i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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