god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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