Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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