Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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