We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
