do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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