Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
