she was so not down for the gang bang
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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