Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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