...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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