sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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