Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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