Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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