Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
People in love make me want to vomit
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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