I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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