It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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