i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I want a musical about memes.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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