Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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