Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this boner is exhausting
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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