doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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