forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.