Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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