True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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