My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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