She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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