honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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