Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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