i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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