how can u be prego again
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
