How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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