You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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