Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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