Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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