yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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