My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
third nipple confirmed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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