No stitches, just platelets and will power
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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