So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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