i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i dont even know how to be here
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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