yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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