Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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