I love black thongs
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The power of my boobs compel you
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