so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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