It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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