Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And then he peed in my hair
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