I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
my shit smells like andre
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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